February 2012
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Anonymous asked: This might be a long shot here, but do you have any idea where I could buy a sawed off shotgun on a swivel stand like Ron's on his desk? It would make the perfect present for my husband.
January 2012
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Infinite Drunk Ron Swanson! →
December 2011
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“This government is diseased. It’s like a big, fat, angry slob spending money it...”
– Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation (via jordyswan)
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November 2011
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“This chair’s almost caning itself.”
– Ron Swanson - Parks and Recreation, Season 2, Episode 22, “Telethon” (via inarticulacy)
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Merry Turkey Sandwich Day everybody
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Good Evening,
I hope that everyone thoroughly enjoyed their Thanksgiving today by helping themselves to a disproportionate ratio of turkey to all else, awkward conversation with relatives you hadn’t seen in quite some time (probably last thanksgiving), and then sitting in the corner of the room enjoying your 2 1/2 plates of turkey to 1/2 plate of mash, dressing, roll and space for potential turkey...
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“My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk,...”
– Ron Swanson
October 2011
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Andy: Weren't you a pirate last year?
Ron: Yes. This is my Halloween costume.
