Three of my favorite things together: genius writing, Ron Swanson, and Walden.
I am in my cabin in the woods. It’s good. No one else is around for 2 miles in any direction. I have some water and whiskey and my shotgun. I am going to go kill my dinner. Okay I am back and I have my dinner, a deer. I shot this deer and now I will cook it.
I cooked and ate the deer flank and it was very gamey. But the whiskey is good.
I drank most of the whiskey and I’m hungry again so I am going to eat more of the deer.
I ate more of the deer and it was less gamey than I remembered. I also had more whiskey.
I am just sitting here.
More deer has been eaten by me. It is very good deer meat.
The rest of the deer is about to have been eaten by me. Also I drank the rest of the whiskey. I underestimated how much whiskey I would need out here. I will probably have to go to the store to buy more whiskey. I didn’t want to leave this cabin at all, but what the hell, Thoreau left Walden Pond every day he was writing that book. It is taking me a long time to type this because I am eating more of the deer with one of my hands. This is the best deer meat I have ever eaten. Thank you, deer, for being so delicious. I will eat the rest of you soon and use your antlers as decoration in my cabin if there is any room left on my walls. I am looking around and seeing that there is not. Every wall has deer antlers on every available inch of wall. Sorry, deer.
Ok, I’m going to bed in this chair.
If you haven't heard (which you better have) Arrested Development is coming back!
This may be a Ron Swanson dedicated blog, but this news is just too big and too amazing to not spread. AD will be back for a 9-10 episode season, hopefully being released early 2013, prior to and prefacing the movie. This is amazing news! If you havent watched Arrested Development I highly recommend watching it as soon as humanly possible.