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The Solitude of Nature by Ron Swanson →
shawkward: Three of my favorite things together: genius writing, Ron Swanson, and Walden. Day 1 I am in my cabin in the woods. It’s good. No one else is around for 2 miles in any direction. I have some water and whiskey and my shotgun. I am going to go kill my dinner. Okay I am back and I have my dinner, a deer. I shot this deer and now I will cook it. I cooked and ate the deer flank and...